Ha-Ha! You Joker You!

We get it now! Ah-hah! Funny! Funny! You prankster you! You weren't going to let us in on it, were you? Huh? Yeah... You told us about yellow cake from Niger! Ha-ha! In the SOTU! Then you had Powell go to the UN and scare us all to hell! The little bottle of powdered Anthrax as a prop, you know? You then distracted us from the weapons inspectors in Iraq while they were finding nothing... They were blowing the whole Joke! Ya had ta move fast! You then moved quickly with the bombing of Iraq. You just barely saved the punchline! Ha-ha! Told us all it was for WMD! He-he!

Then Joe Wilson's wife was outed by Novak! Ha-ha! The punchline to that joke wasn't going to hit us yet... You had that hilarious press correspondence dinner when ya let us in a little-bit on the joke, looking around the oval office for WMD, poking under the curtain and under the desk. You were showing us slides while you narrated, saying: “Are there any weapons under here? Nope! How 'bout over here?” Ha-Ha! It's all making sense now, eh? Let me ask ya Mr. President, you know, I mean.. Yeah, it's funny but when were ya gonna tell us about leaking the identity of a CIA operative, huh? I mean, a $1 Million dollar investigation, c'mon! People going to jail like Judith Miller! Were they in on the joke, too? You know, like Cooper from Time magazine? What about Scooter and Dick, huh? C'mon! Dick must know, right? ...Scooter 'n' Rove? Ya had to have told 'em, right? I mean, ya must o' got 'em all around in a room, maybe the oval office and said: “We gotta keep this away from Fitz, now that Ashcroft had to recuse himself.” Ashcroft didn't want any part of it obviously. The joke I mean. I guess John ain't a practical jokester. Right?

How 'bout the CIA, eh “W”? I can call ya “W” right? Can I? Now tellin' Rove and Scooter to lie for ya is obstructing justice, ain't it? How long were ya gonna let the press rot in jail before you let us in on it? Huh? I don't think Libby thinks it's funny anymore, how 'bout you? I haven't asked but what about the families of more then 16,000 American casualties? Eh? The Iraqis? Where is that number? 200,000 maybe more? Ya think they have a sense of humor?

Do you think they'll get the joke?

-G.