Thursday, February 23, 2006

Allah Ass Kissers


Can you believe this?

...and I'm not concentrating on just Muslims. This is the very flower of behavior from the religious wack-job. Why do "true believers" kill? Burn churches? Torture? Crucify? Hold inquisitions? Build a bigger cathedral, mosque or temple? Smack the top of your hand with a ruler? Shake his or her finger at you? Chop your head off? Cut your tongue out? Grab you by the ear? It is the ultimate ass kiss for the ultimate boss. Why would I say this? How can I not believe the sincere devotion of the "true believers" and the "devoted"? Simple. Why does an omnipotent, all knowing, all powerful God need defending? How could a God be offended? Why would a God have an inferiority complex? Why would God need to have his or her self-confidence propped back from where it was presumed toppled? Does Allah need counseling after a silly political cartoon? Does Jesus have his feelings hurt when his nativity scene isn't displayed out front of the state's legislature building? Is God's feelings hurt when his ten commandments are not included in the lobby of a courthouse?

I was wondering how many Liters of blood or how many kilograms of flesh would make the lord feel a little better and lift his chin up?

Just asking. I'm an equal opertunity offender. I'll even pay for your God's shrink. Have him call or e-mail me. ...but please, stop the killing.

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