Dead-Eye Dick

I haven't made many entries of late but from the looks of the number of replies I think it's only the NSA and me doing the reading.

I've decided to weigh-in on V.P. DICK's shooting his friend with a shotgun. Pretty funny, eh? Ya couldn't make this stuff up and get away with it. Doug Thompson from capitolhillblue.com has a great scoop, giving us an inside look at the Secret Service report of the incident and it looks like the cyborg was on the sauce. Not only that, a ballistic test has given “smoking shotgun” evidence that Mr. Whittington was less then 30 feet away, much less then 30 yards, from dead-eye DICK's WQD. (weapon of quayle destruction.) So there are the pieces so far as they stand regarding Dead-eye-Dick's blowing his friend away. ...the Kenedy, Texas local press not withstanding.

...and Just when you think it couldn't get any wackier,
there's always Mr. Whittington's apology.

-g.