Sunday, August 27, 2006

That Damn Liberal Media!


I woke up this Sunday morning as I usually do on any other day, Scratching my eyes as I walked towards the bathroom to wash my hands. I then headed towards the kitchen and the coffee machine. I grabbed the bag of filters and the can of caffeinated coffee beans and the coffee grinder. I tossed the grounded beans and filters into the coffee maker and added water. I then directed myself out of the kitchen and walked toward that wonderful device we all know and love called the “remote control” but this time I grabbed that device and I used it. I switched on the T.V. and began to relax and decided to enjoy the start of my Sunday morning with a political talk show. “Will it be Tim Russert or George Stephanopoulos?” I thought to myself. The glow of the monitor brightly illuminated my face with a warm wash of light as I awaited the Prokofiev intro to “Meet the Press”. To my surprise I got slapped with another volley of Liberal Media. That's right, the Main Stream Liberal Media struck out at me and our God-fearing nation again.

This very morning a damned plane had crashed in Kentucky. I am told 49 passengers had been killed at Blue Grass Airport in Lexington. It gets International coverage. I now know Canadians were aboard. Those damn Liberals and their damn MSM machine! How many airplanes land and take off day after fucking day?! Huh? Why can't they report the good news, make that GREAT news that, day after day, week after fucking week planes land, take-off, fly to their destination and then land again here in America? That's right! It all works very, very well. For example, I personally am waiting for my step father to land in LAX tomorrow. Will there be any cameras? Any news journalists from CNN or CBS? The answer is “NO”! On the very EVENT that his plane took off and landed no less! I bet they won't even have a story on the local paper or any of the Network affiliated T.V. Stations! Not ONE successful flight into LAX will be reported on. Not even on that Liberal community cable station! Can't the Liberal media at least once report the good news coming out of our airports?

The DAMN liberal media! Reporting JUST the BAD news. Can anyone now see why I get so damn angry at those damn Liberals? Huh?